That's OK, because hot cocoa: 'Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas'

In November 2024, I moved this story to Medium.

Unrelatedly: "People who seek comfort from art often react… negatively… to the presence of art intended to provoke discomfort. Nobody likes a severed head replacing their marshmallows in their hot cocoa." — Simon McNeil, In Praise of Discomfort, June 8, 2023